"Zindgi main aap kitne khush hai ?"

This is not important !

"Zindgi main aapki wajah se kitne log khush hai. ?"

This is most Important !!

Boy on a date in restaurant: Jaan tumse ek baat kehna chahta
hoon.
Girl: Kya ?
Boy: I already have a Girlfriend.
Girl: Dara diya gadhe , Mujhe laga paise nahi hai !!!

God comes in your mind when you're sad, 
but not when you're stressed.
because in his story of yours, he never wants you to get
stressed.

WAQT kehta hai mujhe "GAWANA" mat
"DIL" Kehta hai mujhe "LAGANA" mat
"DOST" Kehta hai mujhe "AZMANA" mat
or HUM kehte hai ke hume "BHULANA" mat !

Hum paani kyon pite hai ?
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Kyonki hum use kha nahi sakte !!

Taali mat bajao plz...

Kasam se bachpan se he genius hu.
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !!