Money, Attitude, Ego are like underwear
u should have it but u should not show it unless u r superman..

Accountancy fact:
What is d difference b/w Liability & Asset
a drunk Guy is a Liability
but
a Drunk Girl is an Asset..

Ladka: I LOVE U
Ladki: Sorry main kisi aur se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gya fir achanak bhagne laga aur
Bola..
Teri mammi ko Btaunga.
Ladki: Ruk ja kamine I LOVE U TO.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal
lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?