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Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir B Kitni Sundar Ho
Patni- Kaminey Saaf Bol Na
K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga !!
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...
"Which Trip ?"
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date