Santa: Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhul Aaya Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Ki
Zarurat Hai.

Banta:Le 10 Rupaye Rikshaw Kar Ke Purse Le Aa !!

Santa jab bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai !!

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Santa:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Santa:See my legs & tell my name !!

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!