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Santa Banta Jokes
Santa: Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhul Aaya Mujhe 1000 Rupaye Ki
Banta:Le 10 Rupaye Rikshaw Kar Ke Purse Le Aa !!
Santa jab bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorakh se use koi dekhta hai !!
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Santa:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Santa:See my legs & tell my name !!
SANTA went to court
"Order ! Order !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"Shut Up !"