Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you
control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with
your toothbrush

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!