all religious books in this world teach us 2love each other
but
only
Kamasutra explains exactly how 2 do it..!!

Peshab karna k bad
sab sa pahla kam
kya karna chaheya?
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jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo
ya b nae pata

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with Santa
paji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Santa replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Cricket aur Pet Kharab hone main kya Similarity hai ?
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Nahi pata ??
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Cricket main bhi "Dhoni" hai aur Pet kharab hone k baad bhi
"Dhoni" hai :)