Boy to girl: What date shall we marry ?
Girl (hichkichate hue): 22 Dec
Boy :kyu, koi khas wajah ?
Girl (Sharmate hue): Suna hai, saal ki sab se lambi raat hoti
hai..

all religious books in this world teach us 2love each other
but
only
Kamasutra explains exactly how 2 do it..!!

Santa KISSed His New GirlFriend In a Park..

GirlFriend- Plz, Ye Sab Shaadi Se Pehle Mat Karo

Santa- Don't Worry Darling, I'm Already Married

Unhe Koi Aur Bhi Chahe
Is Baat Se Hum Thoda-Thoda Jalte Hai
Par Fakar H Hume Is Baat Ka
Ke Sab Hamari Chahat Pe Marte Hai

Itne dhokhe milein dur jaane walon se,
Fasla rakhne lge paas aane walon se,
Jiski ummeed pe zamane ko thukraya humne,
Wahi jaakr mil gaye zamane walon se.